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together, or not at all

Clarissa, also known as Moment. Pansexual. Two wives, mother of three.
Not friends with shame. I ship all the things.
Feb 3 '14

putthebowdownmerida asked:

1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 12, 13, 14, 17, 21, 22, 23

(I’m sorry this is so bleeding late. I got about halfway through it and then Micah woke up from his nap and threw a fit because he couldn’t see Emily, and because he was crying the other two started crying and it took me so long to calm them all down that I completely forgot to finish it for days. Oops.)

I already did 1 and 3.

4: Tomorrow morning, you wake up in the body of a celebrity, like in a ’90s body-swap movie. Who is it? How do they react to your life? What do you do when you’re “them”? Would you choose to switch back? Prolly Misha Collins cos I feel like he would find the bodyswap thing fun and exciting. And then given that I know my own address, I would drive his family down and the kids could have a play date while the adults have an orgy, and then we would switch back.

5: Any allergies? Do stupid people count.

7: Did you get enough sleep last night? I have three one-year-olds.

12: A wizard offers you immortality in exchange for your two front teeth. Do you take it? No. Immortality is tragic in that “everyone else will eventually die” way.

13: Could you win the Hunger Games? Maybe.

14: Do you bite your nails? Nope.

17: You and the love of your life are having a baby, and you get to choose the name! There’s only one catch: your partner INSISTS that it be the name of a place, real or fictional. What do you name your baby? Lothlorien for a girl, Olympus for a boy.

21: If you curse loudly and then realize that there are children nearby, what is your reaction? "Oh, sorry."

22: Without looking them up, can you explain the rules of football? How about Quidditch? What do you think that says about you? Nope. Also nope. I am so not sporty.

23: You’re in the car, switching channels on the radio when you hear a song that makes you go “OH SHIT, THAT’S MY JAM!” What song is it? I am terrible at song names, and like 95% of the music I listen to either doesn’t play on the radio at all or doesn’t play on the radio in this country, but of what does there’s this one that goes “we’re the kind of crazy people wish that they could be”.

Feb 1 '14

aformofmotion asked:

19, 27

19: If you could automatically know how to speak any language or play any instrument, which would you choose? Languages would be way more useful to me. And cooler, if it includes fictional ones.

27: Do you have any tattoos? Do you want any? I do not. I kinda want to get something in circular gallifreyan up my arm, but pain tolerance and nope.

Feb 1 '14

aformofmotion asked:

1, 3, 11, 17

1: When you have a container of Neapolitan ice cream, what flavor do you leave for last? Vanilla, as if this surprises anyone.

3: Let’s say you have access to a time machine, but it can only go either backward or forward. One or the other. Which do you choose and where do you go? Forward. I am a ginger, left-leaning feminist lesbian, the past is no place for me.

11: Would you rather have millions of dollars but always feel nauseous when you go outside, or be dirt poor forever but never get sick again in your life? Let’s go with poor. I have outdoor kids.

17: You and the love of your life are having a baby, and you get to choose the name! There’s only one catch: your partner INSISTS that it be the name of a place, real or fictional. What do you name your baby? I BETTER NOT BE HAVING ANOTHER CHILD. NOPE.

Feb 1 '14

Original questions for you.

  • 1: When you have a container of Neapolitan ice cream, what flavor do you leave for last?
  • 2: Would you rather be caught in a thunderstorm without an umbrella or a snowstorm without boots?
  • 3: Let's say you have access to a time machine, but it can only go either backward or forward. One or the other. Which do you choose and where do you go?
  • 4: Tomorrow morning, you wake up in the body of a celebrity, like in a '90s body-swap movie. Who is it? How do they react to your life? What do you do when you're "them"? Would you choose to switch back?
  • 5: Any allergies?
  • 6: What would you be more embarrassed to buy: sex toys or adult diapers?
  • 7: Did you get enough sleep last night?
  • 8: You're the sole witness to a Mafia murder. Witness protection has to set you up with a whole new life in a totally new country. You have to leave everything behind, but you can pick where you move to. Where do you go?
  • 9: If you could star in a biopic about any famous person ever, who would it be?
  • 10: What's the biggest animal you've ever killed? Bugs count.
  • 11: Would you rather have millions of dollars but always feel nauseous when you go outside, or be dirt poor forever but never get sick again in your life?
  • 12: A wizard offers you immortality in exchange for your two front teeth. Do you take it?
  • 13: Could you win the Hunger Games?
  • 14: Do you bite your nails?
  • 15: What was the first movie you remember seeing in the theater?
  • 16: Do you prefer music with male or female vocalists?
  • 17: You and the love of your life are having a baby, and you get to choose the name! There's only one catch: your partner INSISTS that it be the name of a place, real or fictional. What do you name your baby?
  • 18: If you could reboot or remake any movie, what would it be and who would you cast?
  • 19: If you could automatically know how to speak any language or play any instrument, which would you choose?
  • 20: For you, would getting amnesia be a good thing?
  • 21: If you curse loudly and then realize that there are children nearby, what is your reaction?
  • 22: Without looking them up, can you explain the rules of football? How about Quidditch? What do you think that says about you?
  • 23: You're in the car, switching channels on the radio when you hear a song that makes you go "OH SHIT, THAT'S MY JAM!" What song is it?
  • 24: Have you ever bought an item of clothing because it reminded you of something a fictional character would wear?
  • 25: Do you ever rehearse or plan conversations before you actually have them?
  • 26: How much black do you wear on a regular basis (not counting funerals)?
  • 27: Do you have any tattoos? Do you want any?
  • 28: Do you know how to pronounce the word "pinochle"?
  • 29: Can you think of anything more boring than birdwatching?
  • 30: Are you better with numbers or words?
  • 31: At the movies, do you stay for the credits?
  • 32: Do you get along better with old people or little kids?
  • 33: What's your best bodily feature, objectively speaking?
  • 34: Who is your favorite late night talk show host?
Jan 12 '14

aformofmotion asked:

Clary, I'mma need you to tell me that star trek christmas card story from a few years ago, so I can put it in my star trek tag, okay?

Okay, so my parents named their kids Isis, Clarissa, Dominique, and Ivan. And one year, recently, although I can’t remember which year it was, we were taking our picture for our Christmas card. And my parents decided that rather than take our picture in either age or height order, they would arrange us so that our initials would spell out IDIC, and they printed the card to look like the starfleet symbol and it was amazing.

Jan 8 '14

aforaffort:

tin-pan-ali:

sirdef:

northwangerabbey:

Sulu’s like “whatever, drama queen.”

is sulu texting

i bet sulu texts scotty down in engineering to talk about the drama czar he has to sit next to all day

[text] drama czar is at it again

[text] aye? can you record it? or patch in audio
from the bridge to engineering?
[text] i can try. let me ask if recording dewices
were inwented in russia 
[text] now you're just being mean, laddie
[text] ten credits say i can get him to tell spock a joke
[text] I want to be on the bridge for this. wait five
minutes, I'm on my way

(Source: mudfleas)

Jan 7 '14

badwolfin221bbakerst:

syncategorem:

dopejonker:

we have to sacrifice someone so david bowie never dies

i think he said no, but im not sure, so lets go with yes

(Source: lesterbangs73)

Jan 6 '14

theshirtlesslifter:

quarrelss:

Tell me again about how your selfie game is strong?

This is the best thing to ever happen to the selfie game. Can’t wait to see how the first casualty is taken.

Jan 5 '14

captainwaitwhat:

katiebookqueen:

NO BUT LOOK AT THIS GIF

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LOOK AT IT

LOOK AT SHERLOCK

LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE IS

HE IS SO HUMAN IN THIS GIF, SO HAPPY FOR HIS BEST FRIEND

NOT SARCASTIC, NOT STUBBORN, NOT ANYTHING BUT PURELY HAPPY

IN THIS MOMENT HE IS JUST A NORMAL MAN WHO IS HAPPY FOR HIS BEST FRIEND TO BE HAVING A BABY WITH HIS WIFE AND IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT EVER THEN I WILL JUMP OFF OF ST BARTS

dO NOT JUMP OFF SAINT BARTS

Jan 4 '14